Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
Related:
- Murphy's laws of combat operations...
** Friendly fire -
isn't. ** Recoilless rifles - aren't. ** If it's stupid... - Serviceman's Rulebook
1. You are not a superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it's not stupid. ... - Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the
other line and you're going with the lowest bidder... - Murphy's Military Laws
1. You are not superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3... - When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a
witch,
and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to... - Never Forget,
Never!!... - Women and elephants never forget an
injury... - Pizza Pranks
1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone),
and ask the person taking the order to stop doing... - I never forget a face -
but yours I might...
From the same category:
- Hang up
already... - No mushy keyboards,
please...... - Don't care, don't have to,
we're the Phone Co.... - Oxymoron:
Free love... - Which is the non-smoking
lifeboat...
