Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone!
Related:
- The hard disk you save may
be your... - A floppy disk is an immature
hard disk... - A hard disk is good
to find... - tow truck
What do you do if you smash your toe?
You call a tow truck... - cars and driving ---
For a while I didn't have a car.
I had a helicopter... no place to park it, so I just... - YOU KNOW YOU NEED AN UPGRADE...
when Microsoft tech support picks up the phone before
Windows 95 finishes booting
when you call tech support and they say your version of software
has been obsolete for 5 years
when that bright idea you had of pounding a 3-1/4" disk thin so
it'll fit in the 5-1/4" slot didn't quite work
when the bad blocks on your disk outnumber the good ones
if your PC is big enough to use as an end table
if it's so old that you can't even find a nonprofit organization
that will take it as a donation
when you can no longer find those special metallic cassette tapes
when everyone's raving about hooking their computers up to the
television and you'd never used any other kind of monitor
hey,
I'm NOT upgrading my VIC 20, OK?!!! when your... - 3 dreaded words:
hard disk... - Hard DISK? Gee lady,
I misunderstood you... - I parked my hard disk -
and got a ticket...
