Myth #1: The computer only does what you tell it.
Related:
- Your computer does
what????... - COMPUTER PROBLEM SELF-REPORT FORM
1. Describe your problem:
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Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however... - The WordPerfect Help Line... (a little old...but still good)
This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
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Chain Saw:
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can... - The Unofficial Manual for Graduate Teaching Assistants Teaching
Introductory Computer Science Courses for Non-majors
LATE HOMEWORK When a student turns in his/her project two weeks late and
asks for full credit,
accept the late work and tell them that it will be... - How many Spinks handlers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. 1 to actually screw in the light bulb, 1...
From the same category:
- If it works,
Don't fix it... - If at first you don't succeed,
*.* & forget... - The worst thing about censorship is
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working... - Mercury poisoning,
the best kept secret in the West.....
