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• My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List!
• No, I am not being hostile, you twit!
• <- "TWIT" button. Push it and ZAMMO!!
• Guess I will have to turn on my 'Ira Filter'
• I'd put it on my to-do list,but I can't count that high
• One of my favorites is to put a couple of ping pong balls in someones gas tank.
  The car will start just fine and will run for a couple of blocks....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS On the first day of Christmas, my kitten ruined for me.
  ....... A batch of my special hand-print cookies....
• Just 'cause it won't work; YOU think its buggy