My standard answer for that is, I don't know.
Related:
- To Be Tried On Acquaintances:
You: "I read a poll the other day that half of all people masturbate in
the shower,
and the other half sings. Do you know what they sing... - I was pleased to answer promptly.
I said I didn't know... - Knock knock
Who's there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
I Don Juan to set the world on fire... - Please Mr. Custard,
I don' wanna gel ..... - My favorite answer to 'Were you sleeping?' is "That's okay,
I had to get up to answer the phone anyway... - I know where MY
towel is... - Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason
On Broadway.
Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father... - On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question.
For example: I refuse to answer this question on the... - Three standard Peter Lax jokes (heard in his lectures) :
1. What's the contour integral around Western Europe...
