Mr. Worf, <dramatic pause> fire!
Related:
- Fire, Mr. Worf!
<Worf picks up... - Mr. Worf, fire at will. >ZAP!< Hey,
where'd Riker go... - Mr. Worf, FIRE.
to be continued... - Comprehending Engineers, -- Take One
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers.
Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been... - I used to have a shirt just like that..."
<pause for effusive thanks>
".
then I got a job... - Have you hugged your fire lizard today
<... - Hello?" <pause for a few seconds> "Sorry, he's not here right now,
but if you leave a message, he'll get back to you... - The falsely dramatic obscures the
truly dull... - SMOOTH ESCAPE DISGUISED AS
DRAMATIC...
From the same category:
- A-440 or
Fight... - Am I a ZAPF
Dingbat? ... - Do artificial plants need artificial
water... - Chizboiger, Chizboiger, Pepsi,
Pepsi!... - O rage!
O despair...
