Listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary!
Related:
- At the evening service tonight,
the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early... - Listen to the elevator walls with a
stethoscope... - Listen to radio
static... - Listen carefully,
I'm lying... - Q: "Should I boil the new missionary?" asked the cannibal.
A: "No" replied the chief, "He's a friar... - Seen on another Church Marquis:
Sunday's sermon will be:
Do you know what hell is? Come in and hear... - Listen To The Rhythm Of The
Crashing Hard... - A missionary in a remote jungle outpost found himself face to face with a
ferocious lion.
Knowing he was doomed for certain, he kneeled down...
