Accept no substitutes!
Related:
- What's the connection between a soya been and a vibrator?
Both are meat... - Q: Which is the odd one out - a baked bean, a soya bean or a vibrator?
A: The baked bean - the other two are meat substitutes... - Q: What do soy beans and vibrators have in common?
A:
They're both meat substitutes... - GET REAL! Elvis is DEAD!
Accept it... - Make up a charge-card name.
Ask if they accept it... - Neither accept nor reject without
proof... - How can you tell when an elephant is getting ready to charge?
He asks if you accept Visa... - Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table:
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of... - I want to give myself to you.
Sorry,
I don't accept cheap gifts...
