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• Gotta go: My aardvark's on fire!
• Only sheep make baaaad puns.
• You gotta walk it like you talk it!
• What's the difference between 'hard' and 'light'? You can go to sleep with a light on.
• Quiet, don't type so hard, I got a headache!
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