If you can't fix it call it a feature.
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screw it up so no one can... - Bill Gates New House
As many people have probably heard by now,
Bill Gates built a new home, a VERY large home, 35... - Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support
** "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
** ".
that's right, not even McGyver could fix it." ** "So... - A FEW LESSER KNOWN FAMOUS QUOTES
Here is a list of famous quotes and words of wisdom developed by
the engineers from the (now defunct) Salt Lake City Operation of
Hewlett-Packard.
Over a period of several days they slowly appeared... - If it ain't broke,
you CAN'T fix it... - Can I call you
Ms. Dos... - Call me back so I can hang up
on you... - What do you call a dog with no legs??? Cigarette.
He won't come when you call,
but you can always take him out for a drag... - It's not a bug,
it's a feature...
From the same category:
- Genius does what it must;
Talent what it... - MISSING: Tagline, 70 characters long,
last seen in Nevada... - You Are This BBS's Most Appreciated
Caller... - Draw your salary before
spending it... - Yakkety yak.. y'all come back now..
ya hear...
