I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!!
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- A COLLECTION OF ONE-LINERS
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Eagles may soar,
but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early... - One Liners Worth Remembering
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Eagles may soar,
but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early... - More One Liners
* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
* For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened... - What? Me worry? I have a backup....
somewhere....... - MISCELLANEOUS THOUGHTS
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese -
think about this one. I'm not cheap, but I am on special... - What...
Me Worry... - What me
worry... - Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.
Here are highlights from Comedy Celebration Day on... - Great A Hot & Juicy Story
Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day
on Coney Island,
when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato...
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- They talk of my drinking but never of my
thirst... - Tough Love is better than co
dependency... - Where O where did my tagline go O
where O... - Why don't cats like
to swim... - Hard-learned lessons are
remembered...
