I Saw better conversations in alphabet soup.
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- Roses smell better than onions but
make bad... - If I could rearrange the alphabet
I'd put U and I together... - FLY IN THE SOUP
"Waiter, what's that fly doing in my soup
I think it's the backstroke, sir." "Waiter, there's... - A: Did you know they changed the alphabet, they put U and I together
B; Hmm, it must stand for Un-Interested... - If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft...
Patron
Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your... - Ponderables...
** Never raise your hands to your kids
It leaves your groin unprotected. ** I'm not into working... - Mommy, I don't like tomato soup."
"Shut up and eat
we only have it once a month.... - I saw it on the
radio...
