I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it.
Related:
- Well, that's a lie..
I DO bite..... - I used to trust the media to tell me the
truth... - I'll tell you the truth whether I know it
or not... - I have seen the truth and it makes no
sense... - Do I always shrug my shoulders?
I have no idea..... - George Washington and The Cherry Tree...
George?
Yes,
father? George, I have a very serious question to ask... - I lie to
polltakers... - Because I'm A Man...
** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a
wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service
until long after hypothermia has set in.
** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very...
From the same category:
- He who fishes in other man's well,
often catches crabs... - Courteous And Efficient Self
Service... - Let Us
Celebrate... - Are you SURE it's
plugged in... - If you smoke after sex,
you're doing it too fast...
