I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
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- I poured spot remover on my dog
now he's... - Poured spot remover on my dog,
now he's... - dogs ---
I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay.
It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here... - MISCELLANEOUS THOUGHTS
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese -
think about this one. I'm not cheap, but I am on special... - A COLLECTION OF ONE-LINERS
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Eagles may soar,
but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early... - NaCl + H2O =
Alien Spot... - More One Liners
* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
* For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened... - I [] My dog.
He [ate] My Cat... - Hey, who spilled coffee
on my ...
