I love Standards, there are so many of them!
Related:
- We have standards and expect you not to
exceed them... - I recently saw a condom machine in a toilet which had a
'Tested to British Safety Standards' sign on it.
Underneath someone had scrawled... '...SO WAS THE... - Love is blind,
so I read lingerie in Braille.... - Standards? What standards?
Whose standards... - I've just upped my standards,
so up yours... - The Internet...
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by
writing them on Post-it notes.
I noticed their Disney password was "GoofyMickeyMinniePluto"... - LOVE, LUST AND MARRIAGE
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room... - There are so many upgrades,
I am bankrupt... - Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: fsh
FORD
Fucker Only Runs Downhill
I recently saw a condom machine in a toilet which had a
'Tested to British Safety Standards' sign on it.
Underneath someone had scrawled... '.......SO...
From the same category:
- NO HITCHHIKERS! (Except for blondes,
brunettes,and redheads... - If it stinks,
it's chemistry... - New book:
101 Ways to Brown-Nose to Success... - I posted
my joke... - Computer Make Very Fast,
Very Accurate Mistakes....
