"I do not think you will accept my help, as I'm waiting to kill you."
Related:
- Yes, this is my pickup. No,
I will not help you move... - During his visit to the US pope John Paul II had a meeting with a senator.
The senator asked the pope, "Your Holiness, how do... - I'M GLAD I'M A MAN
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese... - PRAYERS AROUND THE ZODIAC
ARIES Dear God, please give me patience.
and could you do it right now? ... - I do not think it means what you think it
means... - An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey... - The WordPerfect Help Line... (a little old...but still good)
This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
Needless, to say the help desk employee was fired... - CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD
Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? ... - This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however...
From the same category:
- Bad habits?
I have nun... - I know the combination to your locked baud
rate.... - Attack of the Hollywood Chainsaw
Hookers... - Honk if you Hate Rap
Music... - Another victim of
Modem...
