Do you know the way to San Jose?
Related:
- What do you do if you drop your keys in San Francisco
Kick them to San Jose. Then pick them up............ - From the San Jose Mercury News (3/31) (quoted from memory):)
Press
Mr. Vice President, if you were to suddenly become... - This low budget oil producer had an oil well that was on fire
He called every oil well fire fighter in the phone... - Airborne Humor
*** Any More Complaints? ***
The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a 360
(do a complete circle
usually done to provide spacing between aircraft).... - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor
November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints? The controller... - If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman
cape
It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all... - Q: What do you call a sleeping bag in San Francisco
A: A fruit roll up... - Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in San Francisco
A: With a crowbar... - I didn't do it
It's really San Andreas' fault...
