Captain Kirk: We come in peace. Shoot to kill.
Related:
- We come in peace,
shoot to kill... - We aim to please and shoot
to kill... - In the wink of an event flag, Kirk was back in a COM state.
"Spock, $WAKE" "SPOCK-F-ISTHATTHETIME-What's the matter... - Hi Folks,
The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom
and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy... - The trio entered /usr/pub, and took a small table. Around them
people were drinking and engaged in unintelligible arguments (like "-cFS"
or "-xb 250").
A swarthy individual approached the group, and thrust... - Sherwood forest, which dear do you want?"
"Lucifer speaking,
who in the hall do you want?" "Heaven, God speaking... - Q: Why does Captain Kirk pee on the ceiling?
A:
He wants to go where no man has gone before... - Kirk returned to the table carrying a small magtape with him.
"Captain", said Spock, "from the fact your carrying... - What a fix we are in.
Peace has been declared.....
From the same category:
- If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried... - Suicidal blonde -
one who dyed by her own hand!... - A Tale of Two Zitis
Dickens's... - 1/2: one half the value, i.e.: 1/2, X/2, PS/2,
OS/2 ..... - Filth & profanity
tolerated here...
