Call me back so I can hang up on you!
Related:
- Now for a *harmless* practical joke. My favorite telephone gag is to
call someone at random,
and with an official tone rattle off this warning ... - GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS...
** If they want to loan you money,
tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say,
"This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so... - Call in, tune up, turn out,
hang up... - A man goes to the psychiatrist a nervous wreck. The shrink tells him to
sit down and explain his problem.
He says, "Well, doc, I keep having this dream where... - However, the most effective one I have had so far can be used only one day
per year:
"This is David. I'm not using the phone over Yom Kippur... - Fun Things To Do To Telemarketers:
** Turn on the TV.
Change the channel to one that only gets static. Turn... - THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
(Long but VERY Funny!)
Monday
-
8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told...
From the same category:
- I don't need directions.
I need HELP... - Did you say MNP means Modem Needs
Pizza... - So many systems...
So little time... - More fun than humans deserve
to have... - Paddling up the mighty Mystic without a
paddle card...
