Beer can's empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzz....
Related:
- Reality-meter:
Empty[\....... - Why is a room full of married people empty?
Because there's not a single person in it... - Serviceman's Rulebook
1. You are not a superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it's not stupid. ... - YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ....................
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
There are enough empty beer cans in your truck that... - Dont worry,
I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty... - How can your pocket be empty and still have something in it?
When it has a hole in it... - Earth is 98% full...
Please delete anyone you can... - The earth is 98% full.
Please delete anyone you can... - In USSR, a boy talking to his grand-father:
Boy:
"- What is the Perestroika ?" Grand-Father: "- You...
From the same category:
- The animals can't tell you,
you just gotta know... - SMOKE? Not me!
I just get hot under the collar... - Witches ride brooms because Nature
abhors a... - You don't buy beer,
you rent it..... - It doesn't work,
but I'm working on it......
