Your house has no curtains, but your pick-up truck does
Related:
- You know you're a redneck if:
Your Truck has curtains,
but your house doesn't. Your porch collapses, and... - You know you're a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever
been ruined by a ceiling fan.
You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your... - YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF....
You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else.... - Innuendo:
Italian for where you hang your curtains... - THINGS YOU WOULDN'T HEAR A SOUTHERNER SAY
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer? You can't feed... - Things You Would Never Hear A Good Ol' Boy Say: (or Redneck)
"I'll take Shakespeare for 1000,
Alex" Duct tape won't fix that Lisa Marie was lucky... - Get your mind out of the gutter!
Also pick mine up... - You Might Be A Redneck If...
** The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your
spouse.
** You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the... - You Know You're A Horse Person When...
- You are totally grossed out by human hair in the sink or tub,
but don't mind horse hair in your washer, on your clothes...
