You're a better man than I, Rin Tin Tin.
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Nita... - Q: What's a man who'se got his dick in the biscuit tin?
A: Fucking crackers... - This guy goes into a bar and asks for a pint of beer.
While the barman's pouring it, he looks about the... - anyone heard the story about the couple that stayed up late one nite.
Finally, the man couldn't take it any more and went... - Yer a better man than I am,
Gunga Din... - HAVE A MICROSOFT CHRISTMAS
'Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house Not a creature was stirring... - How does a Pole keep his dinner warm?
He puts tin foil up his nose... - Well, there was this guy who'd been living a really great life as an
art dealer in New York City,
making tons of money and everything. He was 30 and... - Unknown
What did God say after he created man?
"I can do better than this...
