You're a Redneck if: Your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
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- You know you're a redneck if:
Your Truck has curtains,
but your house doesn't. Your porch collapses, and... - YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ....................
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
When you take your trash to the dump and you return... - Redneck Engineering Exam
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will
support a 10 pound possum.
2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest... - YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF....
You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else.... - You know you're a redneck when people see your porch
and think you're having a yard sale... - Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women
** Dogs love it when your friends come over.
** Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. ** Dogs... - WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
** Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).
** Dogs love it when your friends come over. ** Dogs... - APPLICATION TO LIVE IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN
Daddy (if unknown,
attach list of three suspects):__________ Mama:__________... - You Might Be A Redneck If...
** The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your
spouse.
** You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the...
