You're a Redneck if: Your beltbuckle is heavier than 4 lbs.
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- YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ....................
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
When you take your trash to the dump and you return... - You know you're a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than
your wife's head.
You know you're a redneck if directions to your house... - You're a Redneck if:
Your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die... - You know you're a redneck if:
Your Truck has curtains,
but your house doesn't. Your porch collapses, and... - You know you're a Redneck if.
You call your father 'Uncle Dad'... - You know you're a redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
You know you're a redneck if Red Man chewing tobacco... - You know you're a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever
been ruined by a ceiling fan.
You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your... - You know you're a redneck if your sister stands you
up for a date to go out with your Dad... - REDNECK JEDI
Rednecks are not limited to Earth. They exist all across the galaxy in many
different forms.
One example is Luke Skywalker, who must have been a...
