You're the reason my dog is pregnant, aren't you?!
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(Would you [.] my wife ... - Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
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Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read... - Don't look back.
You might see reason... - ALIEN ZOMBIE & THE CONGO LIZARDS
You’re in luck.
As my luck would have it,
I made my bones in a musical family. Grandpop slapped... - There was a young sailor from Brighton
Who said to his girl,
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A.
A DOPE CARRIER... - A girl went to her doctor and asked, "Doctor, is it possible to get pregnant
through anal intercourse?" The doctor replied,
"Yes, my dear, where do you think lawyers come from... - Most language is spoken language, and most words,
once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air...
