You'll never get to heaven if you pay a lawyer.
Related:
- Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took
a little stroll.
He noticed that the fence between heaven and hell was... - Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a
little stroll.
He noticed that the fence between heaven and hell was... - St. Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a stroll.
He soon noticed that the fence between Heaven and... - There was a young lady from Cue
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They`ll... - If you pay peanuts,
do you get monkeys... - You can have peace.
Or you can have freedom:... - You get this one,
I'll pay next time... - Just my 2› worth (you get what
you pay... - What do you get when you cross a
lawyer and a snake?
...
