You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick.
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Boss:
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prick? ... - Also in Chinese,
the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "finger-lickin' good"... - 91 There was a young German named Ringer
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Said he with a grin, "Well, I've sure got...
