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A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase
Bathroom lines are 80% shorter
You can open all your own jars
Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight
When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of
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You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with you everywhere you go
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Your last name stays put
You can leave a hotel room bed unmade
You can kill your own food
The garage is all yours
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment"
You never have to clean the toile
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
Wedding plans take care of themselves
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