You can't be first, but you can be next.
Related:
- Hartley's First Law:
You can lead a horse to water,
but if you can get him to float on his back... - Cache me if you
can . . ... - Who do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can watch it's expression... - Q: Why should you stick a baby in a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on its face... - Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford,
then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there... - Q: How can you tell that Harvard was planned by a mathematician?
A: The div school is right next to the grad school... - I Can Bitch, I Voted,
Can You...
