Awright, you people! Who stole my strawberry preserves?
Related:
- It's my idea 'cause I stole it
first... - I don't have a life..
My BBS stole it... - What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my
lunch... - WINDOWS:
From the people who brought you EDLIN... - Rejected Dr. Seuss books
1. The Cat in the Blender
2.
Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 3. Fox in Detox... - A Ticket...
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I... - People who pirate are
cracked... - People Who Actually MADE
MONEY... - People Who Saw
"Ishtar"...
