Why be anyone else when you can be me?
Related:
- Why waltz when you can ROCK AND
ROLL????... - Can anyone help me find a legal
profession... - Anyone can hold the helm when the sea
is calm... - The USENET Guide to Power Posting
1. Conspiracies abound:
If everyone's against you, the reason can't *possibly*... - YES ____________ NO
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|Does it work|------ ____ |__ _ --... - Why buy Cologne when you can wipe a magazine
on you... - REASONS TO STAY STRESSED:
* STRESS HELPS YOU SEEM IMPORTANT:
Anyone as stressed as you must be working very hard... - Why drive a Volkswagen when you can have a Rolls
Royce... - Mrs. Jones, Do You Know Me?
A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a
trial -
a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and...
