What we need is a Pizza Door and a Beer Door
Related:
- Cooks?
what we need are... - Signs of life....
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day
Non-smoking area:
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire... - SIGNS:
** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed."
** On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ** Pizza... - Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize... - What do you call a man with no arms or legs at the door?
Matt... - Kill the nerds
Since hunting season is going strong,
I thought this might be approprite... This was sent... - Subject: Nerds
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a
beer.
As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the... - Q: When is a door not a door?
A:
When it is ajar!... - What we need is Scratch N Sniff
taglines...
From the same category:
- Ragchewers do not squeeze everyone
else off... - You are in a maze of twisty subroutines,
all alike... - Leak proof seals-will,
self-starters-won't... - Open mouth, insert foot,
echo internationally... - But I received the operational signal
again...
