TX Driving: To change lanes, first pull out your .357..
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the Holy... - First shalt thou pull out
the Holy... - Cover me.
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Dear Son:
I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your... - Massachusetts Driving Rules:
** A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people
you can cut in front of in line by passing on the right.
You lose face if you hit any of the orange construction... - A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Daughter
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I am writing this slow because I know that you can't... - Q: How many med students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the...
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