The rivers are full of crocodile nasties
Related:
- Crossing Rivers -
By Bridget... - An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile,
hoping it will eat him last... - Never insult a crocodile until you are safely across
the river... - Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them... - Q: Hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them... - This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken.
He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says... - Or perhaps you know Joan Rivers' gynecologist? Every Time you go to his
office he says,
"Dr. Schwartz, at your cervix. I'm dilated to meet... - Excuses:
I'm too full...
