Sun faced Buddhas,

Related:

• If I were two faced,
  would I wear this one...
• Square sun, square moon,
  square screen...
• Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
  A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys...
• Perfect a celebrity's voice.
  Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit...
• Two condoms were walking along the street, when they passed a gay bar.
  The first said to the second: "Want to go in and get...
• Q: What is a mathematician's pick when faced with the choice between poutine and eternal bliss in the afterlife?
  A: Poutine! Because nothing is better than eternal...
• The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon,
  because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors...
• The Rev. Sun Myung Moon, sent to prison, is working a kitchen shift.
  So if he wasn't in a mess before, he is now...
• A nun joke in which not a single nun gets fucked (amazing isn't it?):
  A pale-faced nun, apparently in shock, enters the office...