Sun faced Buddhas, Moon faced Buddhas.
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- If I were two faced,
would I wear this one... - Square sun, square moon,
square screen... - Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys... - Perfect a celebrity's voice.
Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit... - Two condoms were walking along the street, when they passed a gay bar.
The first said to the second: "Want to go in and get... - Q: What is a mathematician's pick when faced with the choice between poutine and eternal bliss in the afterlife?
A: Poutine! Because nothing is better than eternal... - The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon,
because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors... - The Rev. Sun Myung Moon, sent to prison, is working a kitchen shift.
So if he wasn't in a mess before, he is now... - A nun joke in which not a single nun gets fucked (amazing isn't it?):
A pale-faced nun, apparently in shock, enters the office...
