Save a Whale -- Harpoon a fat chick.
Related:
- Followed by the
explosive... - Q: How do you screw a fat chick?
A: Flip through the folds of fat until you find the one that smells like
shit,
then go back one... - Thar's Mobius Dick,
the convoluted whale... - If we don't harpoon whales,
then where will we get oil... - A whale couple was strolling along the seaside (whales are
monogamous,
you know), when the male whale spotted another whale... - Save the
snails... - Q. How do you circumsize a whale?
A.
Send down four skindivers... - Liposuction will destroy
your FAT...
