Remember, only left-handed people are in their right minds!
Related:
- Only left-handers think
right... - Things You Really Don't Need To Know:
** The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
** The most common name in the world in Mohamed. **... - People with narrow minds often have broad
tongues... - A Lithuanian Left Handed Golfing Assoc.
Board?! ... - Minds are like parachutes;
they function only when open... - Minds, like parachutes,
work only when open... - Q: How come Polish people only smell on one side?
A:
They can never find "Left Guard" in the supermarket... - DETERIORATA (With apologies to Desiderata)
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GO PLACIDLY AMID THE NOISE & WASTE.
REMEMBER WHAT COMFORT THERE MAY BE IN OWNING A PIECE... - Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000...
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- o? <o> Quit bugging me.
?O? ... - Hi! I'm your quote for this
evening..... - When a room shakes,
Californians instinctively look up... - Yes, the Python works;
my Volvo has never been stolen... - Beware of quantum ducks--Quark,
quark...
