Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow? So she wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.
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- The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
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12/15/92 Q: How do blonde braincells die... - Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off... - Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A:
Because the chicken called in sick... - What's grey & comes in quarts? Elephants
What do elephants use for condoms?
Blimps What did the elephant say to the naked man... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
%end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah... - 366. Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refriderator cold... - the trunk
Why does an elephant have a trunk?
So that it has someplace to hid when it sees a mouse... - Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "Didja ever wonder why.
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