Hear about the dead Klansman who was so big, they couldn't find a coffin large enough to hold him? They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box.
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- Q: What did they do with the dead Texan that was too big to fit in a coffin?
A: Gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box... - What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer who's gone bad? Senator.... - Did you know that computer sales persons are so full
of shit that if they had an enema they could be buried... - A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane... - While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing),
I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription... - A very rich man, who was very close to his money, got together
with his closest friends one day,
who happened to be a Priest, a Doctor, and a Lawyer... - Q: How do you brainwash an Italian?
A:
Give him an enema... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah... - THE DARWIN AWARDS
Date: December,1997
The Darwin Award is made each year to the person
who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore
prevent the survival of their genes -
hence Darwin!) in the most bizarre way imaginable....
