Hear about the dead Klansman who was so big, they couldn't find a coffin large enough to hold him? They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box.
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A: Gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box... - What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your Honor
What do you call a lawyer who's gone bad? Senator.... - Did you know that computer sales persons are so full
of shit that if they had an enema they could be buried... - A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane... - While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing)
I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription... - A very rich man, who was very close to his money, got together
with his closest friends one day
who happened to be a Priest, a Doctor, and a Lawyer... - Q: How do you brainwash an Italian?
A
Give him an enema... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah... - THE DARWIN AWARDS
Date: December,1997
The Darwin Award is made each year to the person
who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore
prevent the survival of their genes
hence Darwin!) in the most bizarre way imaginable....
