What's a Puerto Rican limousine? A garbage truck with Mercedes hubcaps.
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Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
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Because spray paint wasn't invented `till 1949... - How do you wipe out 250 Puerto Rican families?
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A: A tree full of hubcaps... - She's got her lugnuts rattling in her
hubcaps...
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