What's worse than your dentist telling you you have herpes?
Your mother telling you.
Your mother telling you.
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- I'm telling you,
they are EVERYWHERE... - I saw that!
And I'm telling your mother... - You know you're a redneck if ...
... The primary color of your car is bondo.
In your wedding picture you have a toothpick in your... - Im telling you, they are EVERYWHERE!
<<<<<... - The doctor told his patient "I have bad news and worse news for you,
what do you want to hear first?" The patient replied... - I am not arguing with you;
I am telling you... - A Woman's Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off!
Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes... - A guy was telling his buddy that his wife could always tell when he had been
messing around just by looking at his eyes.
His buddy said, "No wonder, you have a pubic hair... - Two English yuppies notice that an Irishman of all creatures has
decided to visit their local pub.
They decide to convince themselves that this guy is...
