How do you wipe out 250 Puerto Rican families?
Blow up K-Mart.
Blow up K-Mart.
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Trustworthy
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Blow a little boogie into it... - Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
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Because spray paint wasn't invented `till 1949...
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It has chinks in it...
