You know God wouldn't have made women smell like fish...
...if he hadn't made cum look like tartar sauce.
...if he hadn't made cum look like tartar sauce.
Related:
- Letters to God from children"
Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane ... - Adam," the heavenly voice called to the Garden of Eden,
"what did you and Eve do today?" "We ate some... - God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one... - What made you think I like
taglines... - I've got this compilation of variations on the "My Dog's Got no Nose"
joke,
which I thought you might like to use in rec.humor... - Guy is in a bar and he sees a couple of women.
One is absolutely stunning and the other one is just a dog.
As he is eyeing the foxy chick and getting nowhere... - You smell wet. Let's Party.
Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money... - You smell wet. Let's Party.
Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money... - CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD
Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? ...
