What's white, spotted, and gooey and rains down from the sky? The Coming of the Lord.
Related:
- What's black and white and red all over?
Santa Claus coming down the chimney... - What is black and white and black and white and black and white andblack and
white.
A nun rolling down a hill... - It's Good Friday and Jesus is getting crucified on top of the hill.
Down at the bottom are Peter, Mary, and the rest of... - WHAT IS UP IN THE SKY???
YIPES A COW!!!!... - What's red and white and bobs up and down?
A baby in a Jacuzzi... - Reminds me of another story. A black man and a white man were discussing
God.
The white man was certain that God was white, and the... - Q: What's heavenly, white, and falls from above?
A:
Kingdom come... - What's red and white and hangs from a tree?
A baby run over by a snowblower... - Here are my categories, with examples (his):
ENGLISH:
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street...
From the same category:
- How do Chinese mothers name their babies?
Throw some silverware down the stairs and name them... - Why do women have longer fingernails?
Deeper penetration... - What did Wendy say when she stuck her hand down Ronald McDonald's pants?
"Where's the beef... - Define "conceit."
A mosquito with a hard-on floating down the river on his back shouting,
"Open the drawbridge... - You know God wouldn't have made women smell like fish.
if he hadn't made cum look like tartar sauce...
