What's a cannibal's favorite religious text? How to Serve Your Fellow Man.
Related:
- Q: What is a cannibal's favorite TV show?
A:
A Celebrity Roast... - What's a cannibal's faux pas?
Talking with a foot in your mouth... - To Serve Man-
at better booksellers... - JUST BAD
IT SEEMS THERE WAS THIS FELLOW WHO WAS CAUGHT KILLING A CALIFORNIA CONDOR.
HE WAS BROUGHT BEFORE A JUDGE WHO WAS KNOWN TO BE A... - One Liners
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.... - And why should you never trust the Chinese?
Any country with a population of over 1 BILLION people
that claims that ping-pong is their favorite indoor sport
has GOT to lie about other things.
What do you call an Oriental person on Quaaludes? ... - The Russian says "OK, what's going to happen now?" The African
replies "See the man with the drum?
When he quits beating it, each man get's a blowjob... - I've got this compilation of variations on the "My Dog's Got no Nose"
joke,
which I thought you might like to use in rec.humor... - A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with...
