Why do you tie a baby's umbilical cord? If you don't, he goes wwhhooossshh!
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A: Tie them together
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Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however... - The WordPerfect Help Line... (a little old...but still good)
This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line
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