I'm such a lousy lover... One day, I caught a peeping tom booing me!
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- Peeping Tom = A Guy too lazy to go to the
Beach... - I like being single.I'm always there when I
need me... - I went fishing one day, just for the halibut.
All I caught was a haddock,
So I went home and took too many aspirins, And then... - I went fishing one day just for the halibut, but all I caught
was a haddock,
so I went home and took a bunch of aspirins, and then... - Harold suspected his wife of playing around on the side,
so one day he took the afternoon off and comes home... - A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane assylum that
is reknowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods.
They begin by visiting some of the patients. The... - One day I had a borrowed Casio sampler toy and used it to create a
rather interesting one:
Hello. You have reached Tooooommmmmm Tom Tm! Tom and... - M R ducks
M R not
M R too
C M wangs
L I B
M R
ducks... - One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge fish for supper.
A man was walking by and said "Wow what a goddamn...
