A man went into the bar. He said to the barman, "I want to celebrate my first
blow job, so give me a double whiskey." So he drank it straight down. He then
ordered 2 more, then another 2 and then another 2 again... The barman asked,
"you sure you've had enough?" The man replied, "just enough to take the taste
away."
blow job, so give me a double whiskey." So he drank it straight down. He then
ordered 2 more, then another 2 and then another 2 again... The barman asked,
"you sure you've had enough?" The man replied, "just enough to take the taste
away."
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