Economist: Someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality
to be an accountant.
to be an accountant.
Related:
- Accountants
What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had... - Daily Affirmations
I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself.
Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. A good... - When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a
witch,
and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to... - Did you hear about the accountant who was half Jewish,
and half Polish? He embezzled the accounts payable... - Odd that no-one mentioned the fun to be had with all the new and
wonderful phone features available now.
None of the below are truly destructive. Adjust gender... - K. M. Reese, "Newscripts", Chemical & Engineering News
(26 Jun 89),
p. 64: "An economist, incidentally, is a chap who,... - This tagline lacks content.
Give it 2 stars... - I'm not schizophrenic,
just ask my other personality... - What's the definition of a sadist?
Someone who's kind to a masochist...
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problems on the blackboard that day.
``Who would like to do the first problem, addition... - Math and Alcohol don't mix, so...
PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE
Then there's every parent's scream when their child walks into the
room dazed and staggering:
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problems.
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