Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?
Because he read the instructions on the shampoo bottle, "Lather,
rinse, repeat."
Why did the calculus student have so much trouble making Kool-Aid?
Because he couldn't figure out how to get a quart of water into the
little package.
Q: Why do computer scientists confuse Christmas and Halloween?
A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Because he read the instructions on the shampoo bottle, "Lather,
rinse, repeat."
Why did the calculus student have so much trouble making Kool-Aid?
Because he couldn't figure out how to get a quart of water into the
little package.
Q: Why do computer scientists confuse Christmas and Halloween?
A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
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